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DISCLAIMER: THIS TEST IS A JOKE AND CANNOT AND DOES NOT REFLECT MY TRUE DATING METHODOLOGIES. I APPOLOGIZE FOR ANYONE WHO MAY FEEL DEMORALIZED OR STIGMATIZED BY THIS TEST, BUT IN ALL HONESTY RELAX AND HAVE FUN. IN THE CIRCUMSTANCE THAT YOU OBTAIN A SUFFICIENTLY HIGH SCORE, IT DOES NOT IMPLY THAT YOU HAVE EARNED A CHANCE TO DATE ME. CONVERSELY, IF YOU DO NOT SCORE WELL ON THE TEST, IT DOES NOT IMPLY THAT YOU ARE REALLY INCOMPATIBLE. YOU MUST BE A FEMALE, AND BY TAKING THIS TEST YOU ARE ALLOWING ME TO RATE YOU PUBLICALLY AGAINST OTHER GIRLS. BLAH BLAH SECTIONS: 12.2.3.3444, 234234, 2342343, 34534534, 345345345, 345345345 ,3453454..3454354335, 34534534 NOTHING ABOUT THIS TEST CAN BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW.
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DISCLAIMER: THIS TEST IS A JOKE AND CANNOT AND DOES NOT REFLECT MY TRUE DATING METHODOLOGIES. I APPOLOGIZE FOR ANYONE WHO MAY FEEL DEMORALIZED OR STIGMATIZED BY THIS TEST, BUT IN ALL HONESTY RELAX AND HAVE FUN. IN THE CIRCUMSTANCE THAT YOU OBTAIN A SUFFICIENTLY HIGH SCORE, IT DOES NOT IMPLY THAT YOU HAVE EARNED A CHANCE TO DATE ME. CONVERSELY, IF YOU DO NOT SCORE WELL ON THE TEST, IT DOES NOT IMPLY THAT YOU ARE REALLY INCOMPATIBLE. YOU MUST BE A FEMALE, AND BY TAKING THIS TEST YOU ARE ALLOWING ME TO RATE YOU PUBLICALLY AGAINST OTHER GIRLS. BLAH BLAH SECTIONS: 12.2.3.3444, 234234, 2342343, 34534534, 345345345, 345345345 ,3453454..3454354335, 34534534 NOTHING ABOUT THIS TEST CAN BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW.

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Tell Me About Yourself: Before we start, please tell me some information about yourself so that i can get an idea of who I am talking too. So please be honest. I guess if you really wanted to lie you could.
Name:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Height:
Age:
Guess your score:

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The Questionable Question Today's test is brought to you by the letter __ and the number __?
Letter:	Number:
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The Economical Question If I had $3000 to waste what would I buy?
Apple Powerbook	Nikon D100 w/Telephoto Lens

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The Association Question These are two distinct images that are symbols of my childhood. Which one do you prefer?
Cabbage Patch Kids	Garbage Pale Kids

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The Stimulation Question Since I havent drank pop since 8th grade, I have become addicted to juice. Of all the alternatives to pop snapple rises high above them all, and one specific flavor is pure bliss. Which Snapple is Better?
Mango Madness	Strawberry Kiwi

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The Regression Question I used to have dreams about people in one of these paintings. And I just think that the other painting is purely stupid (actually that whole movement). Tell me which one of these paintings are what dreams are made off.
Bond and Union MC Escher	Melody Roy Lichtenstein

The Phat Ride Question These are clearly the biggest mistakes of all time in the automotive industry, but recently I have decided that one of these rancid cars is clearly crowned disaster over the other. Which is worse? Notice the aerodynamic box shape of the Aztec and its key selling point of constructing a tent off of its rear. Notice the engenius El Camino which combines the uncomfortability of a car with the load-unbalance of a truck into one beautiful mess.
El Camino	Aztec
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The Phat Ride Question
These are clearly the biggest mistakes of all time in the automotive industry, but recently I have decided that one of these rancid cars is clearly crowned disaster over the other. Which is worse? Notice the aerodynamic box shape of the Aztec and its key selling point of constructing a tent off of its rear. Notice the engenius El Camino which combines the uncomfortability of a car with the load-unbalance of a truck into one beautiful mess.

El Camino

Aztec

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The Color Question To make this easier I picked to colors at the opposite ends of the spectrum of light. Which one of these colors do you prefer?
Firery Red	Bitter Cold Blue

The Self Image Question
So in a venture to see if I have worth in the eyes of the public, more specifically the internet community of my peers I decided to submit myself to the deadly potion of curiuosity. Since you may have missed your opportunity, here it is...

Please select a rating for the picture.

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The Restraint Test So lets say you have this "HYPOTHETICAL" situation that is definately not true. Where one of the idiot engineering groups on campus at UofM decided to spam everyone in the university and not keep the receipent list disclosed. So of couse the message is completely stupid and worthless, and whats worse is the recipients are dumb enough to reply to all with comments like. "Youre Gay Take Me Off This List Now!", or "F*** YOU" or "Youre Mom is like a struct, she has no class..." or blah, blah. Well lets say that this really annoys you, because you have had tons of emails already from this stupid "HYPOTHETICAL" group before and you are just sick of all the mass emails and you really want to just tell everyone how stupid they are for replying to all. But the catch is that if you send a reply-to-all you are a hypocrit and people will hate you because of your stupidity. But you really really really really want to tell this stupid group and all the people who previously replied to all that that they really stink. So what do you do?
`REPLY TO ALL RECIPIENTS: (Y/N)?`
`YES!` Do it! Send a "Dont Reply to All" reply-to-all anyway!	`n` Delete the emails and patiently wait for it to end (but it never does).
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The Restraint Test
So lets say you have this "HYPOTHETICAL" situation that is definately not true. Where one of the idiot engineering groups on campus at UofM decided to spam everyone in the university and not keep the receipent list disclosed. So of couse the message is completely stupid and worthless, and whats worse is the recipients are dumb enough to reply to all with comments like. "Youre Gay Take Me Off This List Now!", or "F*** YOU" or "Youre Mom is like a struct, she has no class..." or blah, blah.

Well lets say that this really annoys you, because you have had tons of emails already from this stupid "HYPOTHETICAL" group before and you are just sick of all the mass emails and you really want to just tell everyone how stupid they are for replying to all.

But the catch is that if you send a reply-to-all you are a hypocrit and people will hate you because of your stupidity. But you really really really really want to tell this stupid group and all the people who previously replied to all that that they really stink. So what do you do?

REPLY TO ALL RECIPIENTS: (Y/N)?

YES!
Do it! Send a "Dont Reply to All" reply-to-all anyway! n
Delete the emails and patiently wait for it to end (but it never does).

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The Religion Question I guess im giving you three choices. Are you a child of jesus, child of devil, or a child without a parent? So whos your daddy?
Jesus	Satan	Adopted
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The Leap-of-Faith Question So lets say you have another "HYPOTHETICAL" situation where you are skiing and your friend mark dares you to go down this double diamond run at kirkwood in lake tahoe. So you get to the top of the mountain and go down this cat walk and you pass this woman who is crying because you cant turn back. Anyway, so you get to the edge of this cliff at the summit and you look over the edge of the mountain and realize you cant see the run because there is a 10ft vertical drop before it gets really steep. Two miles below is the cabin. So you have two choices: Get on your stomach and dangle your legs over the edge of the cliff and then just fall until you hit the almost vertical slope and pray that you dont tumble to your death. Pee your pants and tell your friend that you are too scared. Then take your snowboard off and try to walk back up the mountain until you might be able to find a spot that is only "really steep". Either way you will get a label that will be associated for the rest of your life. What is your new middle name?
"Danger"	"Yella-Belly"
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The Leap-of-Faith Question

So lets say you have another "HYPOTHETICAL" situation where you are skiing and your friend mark dares you to go down this double diamond run at kirkwood in lake tahoe. So you get to the top of the mountain and go down this cat walk and you pass this woman who is crying because you cant turn back.

Anyway, so you get to the edge of this cliff at the summit and you look over the edge of the mountain and realize you cant see the run because there is a 10ft vertical drop before it gets really steep. Two miles below is the cabin.

So you have two choices:

Get on your stomach and dangle your legs over the edge of the cliff and then just fall until you hit the almost vertical slope and pray that you dont tumble to your death.
Pee your pants and tell your friend that you are too scared. Then take your snowboard off and try to walk back up the mountain until you might be able to find a spot that is only "really steep".

Either way you will get a label that will be associated for the rest of your life. What is your new middle name?

"Danger"

"Yella-Belly"

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I'm a believer, I couldnt leave her if I .
The Music Question
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The Dating Methodology Question So there are two books on dating that are well known. I Kissed Dating Goodbye bye Joshua Harris and Jeramy Clark by Jeramy Clark. Which one parrallel's your dating ideals?
I Kissed Dating Goodbye	I Gave Dating A Chance

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The Fairy Tale Question Do you believe that dating tests can come true?

I DONT believe in Fairies	Clap Your Hands

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE FINISHED
Thank you for taking my date test. I will now compute your date-ablitly and rank you against other people who have taken this test. Good Luck, wyatt